Characters

Alexander Hamilton

1. The bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman
2. The ten dollar founding father without a father
3. There's a million things he hasn't done, but just you wait, just you wait
4. Immigrant, decorated war vet
5. The first Treasury Secretary of the United States

Eliza Hamilton (nee Schuyler)

1. Elizaaaaa
2. Second Schuyler sister
3. Helpless~
4. Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
5. I hope that you burn
6. Beautiful cinnamon roll, too pure for this world

Aaron Burr

1. Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
2. YOU DONE MESSED UP A-ARON!!
3. I'm willing to wait for it?
4. Dear Theodosia, what to say to you~
5. And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

John Laurens

1. I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE, TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS, BUT I'M WORKING ON THREE
2. Turtles~
3. Gay for Ham
4. Raise a glass to freedom
5. So fluffy

Angelica Schuyler

1. Angelicaaaaaaa
2. First Schuyler sister
3. I will never be satisfied
4. REWIND
5. Congratulations
6. She's been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, some men say that she's intense or she's insane
7. We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal
8. And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'ma compel him to include women in the sequel WORK!

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette

1. OUI OUI MON AMI JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE
2. Les baguettes
3. America's favourite fighting Frenchman
4. Laffy Taffy
5. Freedom for America, freedom for France!

Hercules Mulligan

1. BRAH BRAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN
2. UPPIN' IT, LOVIN' IT, YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY, "COME AGAIN!"
3. Aa tailor spying on the British government
4. He needs no introduction, when you knock him down, he gets back up again

Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler

1. AND PEGGY
2. Third Schuyler sister
3. Nobody really cares about her which is sad :(

George Washington

1. HERE COMES THE GENERAL
2. THE PRIDE OF MOUNT VERNON: GEOOOOORGE WASHINGTON
3. Washingdad

King George the III

1. Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da!
2. Oceans rise, empires fall~
3. What comes next?
4. I know him..
5. I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

James Madison

1. James Madison wrote 29
2. He coughs a lot
3. Jefferson's BFF
4. Sweet

Maria Reynolds

1. Say no to thiss~
2. Stayyy~
3. Honestly, idk what to write
4. She STOLE HAM FROM ELIZAA

Thomas Jefferson

1. What'd I miss?
2. DON'T ACT SURPRISED YOU GUYS, 'CAUSE I WROTE 'EM.
3. Loves mac and cheese
4. You simply must meet Thomas, Thomas
5. Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss. MWAH~
6. Loooves Madison

Phillip Hamilton

1. My name is Phillip, I am a poet
2. Sweet
3. Only nineteen but his mind is older
4. Died because GEORGE EACKER CAN'T COUNT TO TEN

Hamilart!! (not mine)